Marijuana users are a variety of birds. Some are blue jays, some are humming birds, some are even crows. Marijuana users are not turkey’s. Neither are they ostriches. Other people are turkey and ostriches. Some people are even chickens. And the same way all birds look at ostriches, chickens, and turkey, that’s how us marijuana users look at other people.
I stare at them and I just think…
You have no idea what it feels like to fly, do you niggy?
And at that exact moment I take flight and take a huge white liquid-solid shit on the ostriches face.
jesus christ marie